![]() So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. He looked a bit scared at the class and saw all the plumbers whisper: No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He didn’t like the minus, so he started all over again. He started to reason it, he filled the white board with integrals, differentials and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. The evening teacher, to check students’ knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of the circle. ![]() It just happened that the first class was math. One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber has to go to evening classes to complete the eight grade. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly. The professor got a plumber job and his life significantly improved. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. Why don’t you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. “I understand your position as a professor. Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him: “This is one third of my monthly salary!” he yelled. ![]() However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before. One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down. Then she stops and calls back, “Plus a constant.” So he calls the waitress over and asks, “What is the integral of X squared?”Īs quick as a shot, she comes out with “A third X cubed.” ![]() See the blond waitress I’ll ask her a question and we’ll see if she knows any maths.” “I’ll prove to you that women are as good as men at maths. The other chap comes back to the table and his friend says. The answer you need to give is ‘a third X cubed’. When he gets back I’ll call you over and ask you a question. When the misogynist went for a cigarette, the other guy called over the blonde waitress. His friend claimed that there was no difference and that women were just as capable as men. One of them was a hard-core misogynist and claimed that women were never any good at maths, especially the blonde ones. As I state on the front page of this website: Math Is Fun! What does this say?ĭid you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? ![]()
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